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Welcome to BarelySentient – Apparel for the Unplugged!
At BarelySentient, we create t-shirts for those who are just going through the motions—because who needs free will when you can just follow orders? Our designs poke fun at the absurdity of autopilot living, one shirt at a time.
From “Just Following Orders” to “TV Tells Me What to Think,” each design is a playful jab at the mindless routines we all fall into. Because, really, why think for yourself when someone else is doing it for you?
Join the revolution (or just sit back and let it happen). Wear your humor loud and proud, and let the world know that sometimes, it’s fun to be a little barely sentient
Basic code, infinite loops.
Soft, breathable, and designed for seamless integration into the simulation. Perfect for blending in—or standing out.
Low visibility. High efficiency.
A cozy, streamlined layer designed for seamless background processing.
Adaptive. Functional. Always running.
For NPCs on the move, designed to load quickly and blend into any digital environment.
Upgrades for the everyday routine.
Hats, accessories, and artifacts to complete your programmed look. Load in and stay in sync.
"This hoodie optimized my idle animations by 37%. Would recommend."
"I equipped the Glitched Tee, and now my dialogue options feel more immersive."
"Before this zip-up, I was stuck in a walking loop. Now I load properly every time."
"Wearing this makes me feel like I have real agency. Probably just a texture update."
"10/10. My character model finally blends into the environment."
"I put on the Shadow Hoodie, and now I no longer clip through walls."
We accept returns within 30 days of purchase. Just keep the tags on!
Shipping usually takes 5-7 business days. Get ready to wear your humor!
Yes, we ship worldwide! Join the fun!
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Keep it fresh!
Absolutely! You'll receive a tracking link via email.
Oops! Looks like your brain went on autopilot.
Why debate when you can just repeat what you've been told?
Congratulations! You've activated autopilot mode.
Because if it’s on TV, it’s basically fact, right?
Why not level up your NPC friend's wardrobe? Give the gift of hilarious apparel and let them embrace their autopilot lifestyle in style. Perfect for the NPC who needs a little humor upgrade!